They really went and fixed every issue with the original in one go huh
My understanding is that it’s not even a reboot.
It’s just a continuation of the franchise without the “Jack Sparrow” character. It’s a whole world of piracy, magic, and adventures, so why limit it to revolving around the adventures of one dude and his friends?
From what I’m hearing, it’s going to focus on the character of Redd from the ride.
Remember the one part in the ride where the pirates are auctioning off the women? And a bunch of the pirates are chanting “We wants the redhead!” and sure enough, there’s a gorgeous redhead getting auctioned off?
Well, luckily, Disney recently changed the scene. There are now no women getting auctioned off, and the redhead, since renamed Redd, is a pirate captain in her own right.
The reworked character has become so popular that she’s actually a walk around character that you can meet in the park.
I really hope the rumors are true because we deserve a movie or twelve about female pirates
*slamming fists on the table*
LESBIAN PIRATES LESBIAN PIRATES LESBIAN PIRATES
I’m gonna vote “whole ship full of lady pirates” and that we get Stephanie Beatriz and Jameela Jamil as crew members.
I like the implication that a nude photo of someone is worse than the act of intentionally leaking nude photos of someone
men have always been terrified of women with power, so no one should be surprised they’re willing to make shit up to get rid of one.
The Daily Caller is owned by Tucker Carlson so like please remember that even if Tucker said something vaguely socialist one time he’s still a pile of garbage.
